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ONE CONE
totally gross. would force down the throat of my worst enemy if i ever saw that asshole again.


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TWO CONES
pretty gross. would rather eat a cheesesteak from subway. would recommend to an ex.


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THREE CONES
acceptable. wouldn't eat again but don't totally regret that 15 minutes of my life. would recommend to someone wearing an aeropostale shirt.

 

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FOUR CONES
fair. not for me but maybe you'll be into it. would eat again if it was free. would recommend to someone i just met on craigslist.

 

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FIVE CONES
OK. not my favorite but would eat it again if i was in the mood. would recommend to a seller on etsy.

 

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SIX CONES
good. not a go-to flavor, but it has its merits and should be taken seriously. would recommend to someone i just met on okcupid.

 

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SEVEN CONES
pretty good. eat this flavor once a year or so. would recommend to someone i just met at the sufjan stevens show at union transfer.

 

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EIGHT CONES
very good. excellent flavor & good consistency. would recommend to a co-worker.


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NINE CONES
frickin' great. superb flavor & consistency. eat this variety once a week. would "like" this flavor if it was on facebook.

 

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TEN CONES
my main squeeze. inventive flavor combo & ideal consistency. would eat this flavor everyday if wasn't detrimental to my health. would recommend to everybody.